Restaurant name: Bulldog's Butt Cafe
Owner: Robbie Bullmen
Description: The Bulldog's Butt Cafe has been serving the proud people of Kingship for thirty years. Robbie Bullmen the founder of our beloved cafe had eaten many asses over the course of his life, but he never found one that he loved. Until one day he spent the day staring at his pet bulldog Sparky's ass and wondered what it would taste like. So, grabbed a knife and made history. Please come on down and taste the product of Robbie Bullmen's genius. Try a slice of hot, piping bulldog butt and wash it down with our world famous bulldog's butt juice freshly made! If you don't like eating ass don't worry we have plenty more on the menu! Try our new menu item Bulldog's vagina!
