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· Posted by Slimebeast · 126 views

Item Number: CRP-1234

Danger Level: Ebony Hexagon

Restraining Directives: CRP-1234 requires separate containment procedures for each specific instance. CRP-1234-1 is to be contained in a standard live animal cage. CRP-1234-2 is to be held in a standard bucket with snap-on lid. CRP-1234-3 is to be disassembled and contained in two hundred and six individual steel storage boxes. CRP-1234-4 is to be contained within a plastic trash bag which has been securely tied at the opening.

Description: CRP-1234 is a 37 year old human being legally known as Carl Joseph Parsons. CRP-1234 was discovered in the sub-basement of ██████ Hospital on ██/██/97 after several complaints of a "haunting" from hospital staff. CRP strike team Purple Paramecium was dispatched to the location and secured CRP-1234 after a brief confrontation. Seventeen members of Purple Paramecium were killed, mostly by friendly fire.

CRP-1234 appears to have undergone a currently inexplicable metamorphosis and has divided into four separate entities. These anomalous beings seem to operate as fully separate individuals and do not appear to share a collective consciousness.

CRP-1234-1 is a shapeless conglomeration of human flesh, muscle tissue, and organs. It moves by shifting its weight and rolling along surfaces. CRP-1234-1 will ingest any organic materials in its path and excretes large amounts of waste. Subject babbles incoherently when its mouth isn't covered by folds of flesh, and its eyes similarly rotate randomly in an unfocused state.

CRP-1234-2 is a puddle of free-flowing human blood, similar to or matching the amount of blood found in an adult male. CRP-1234-2 appears to be able to move in any direction, including up slopes. CRP-1234-2 flows under doors and through cracks, making it very hard to contain. When CRP-1234-2 comes in contact with a living being, it will enter through available openings, bursting the circulatory system.

CRP-1234-3 is a complete human skeleton. Subject organizes itself into a variety of combinations dependent upon its needs. Configurations of CRP-1234-3 include, but are not limited to "Bone Spider", "Bone Snake", and ~~"Bone Person"~~ standard human skeletal structure. CRP-1234-3 "frees" the bones from any creature with an endoskeleton that it comes into contact with, living or dead. These bones are then added to CRP-1234-3's current structure, but are discarded when it reconfigures itself.

CRP-1234-4 is a gaseous cloud that may or may not represent a human soul. Subject is barely visible to the human eye and moves weightlessly through the air. While CRP-1234-4 does not appear negatively affect others, researchers describe feelings of cold and sadness when in its presence.

It is currently not known if CRP-1234 can be reassembled into a normal man. Researchers are instructed not to attempt this until the institute has attained sufficient data from the separate entities.

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CRP-8309, Giant Flightless Bird

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Item Number: CRP-8309, Giant Flightless Bird

Danger Level: Troublesome

Restraining Directives: CRP-8309 is to be contained in an enclosure no different than that of any regular zoo. It is preferred that the enclosure is rich with vegetation and is monitored by staff who are well-trained and patient enough to handle the demands of the creature.

Description: CRP-8309 is a large flightless bird heavily reminiscent to the Oviraptor, an extinct dinosaur from the late Cretaceous era. Adult males of this species can stand up to 7 feet in height and weigh 250 lbs while females are a mere foot shorter and weigh significantly less at 230 lbs. Males are distinguishable from females as they possess bright-blue Mohawks which are typically unveiled to impress females though have also been used to ward off other males as well as intruders; females lack this feature. Due to being flightless, CRP-8309 lack conventional feathers and instead have a quilt similar to that of a Cassowary, albeit with a grey tone and much smoother texture.

CRP-8309 are omnivorous and often prefer consuming fruits though they have been known to consume the eggs of other animals and, in some instances, have been seen torturing newborn animals before picking them up and swallowing them. They don't attack animals and violent encounters with humans are rare though can occur if provoked or during mating season.

CRP-8309 live within steep jungles and rain-forests though are surprisingly quick to adapt to any sort of forest environment as long as they have access to fruit in plentiful amounts. However, due to their massive appetites, they have gained a bad reputation for sweeping crops clean and then migrating to another location to do it again.

CRP-8309 are also notorious for their verbal belligerence as they often tend talk back to humans in much the same way they would to other males and sometimes females. Due to their intelligence, they are very quick to pick up on human behavior even to the point of mimicking it. Should one encounter CRP-8309, it is best to avoid their
hostile ways as engaging in combat will prove to be a fatal decision.

Further Information: CRP-8309 have often been found in colonies in the remote parts of Vietnam and Laos, similar in structure to ancient human tribes. This is likely due to these creatures mimicking the ways of still-existing tribes and using these skills to infiltrate and overwhelm them. Any sightings of CRP-8309 are to be taken seriously as these creatures have been confirmed to vandalize properties, commit robberies and even in one extreme instance, take victims hostage due to their powerful learning capabilities. Ignoring their challenges is often advised to civilians as they are not known to persist unless if fought prior.

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