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Messages - Logan96
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« on: January 15, 2020, 12:48:42 AM »
5/5
Customer: Jack
Review: I love the selection this place has. They offer every type of bulldog from American to French.
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« on: January 13, 2020, 05:04:30 PM »
Rating: 5/5
Customer: Janis
Review: I love the food! The bulldog's butt juice is very chunky and juicy I love it so much.
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« on: January 13, 2020, 04:55:52 PM »
Restaurant name: Bulldog's Butt Cafe
Owner: Robbie Bullmen
Description: The Bulldog's Butt Cafe has been serving the proud people of Kingship for thirty years. Robbie Bullmen the founder of our beloved cafe had eaten many asses over the course of his life, but he never found one that he loved. Until one day he spent the day staring at his pet bulldog Sparky's ass and wondered what it would taste like. So, grabbed a knife and made history. Please come on down and taste the product of Robbie Bullmen's genius. Try a slice of hot, piping bulldog butt and wash it down with our world famous bulldog's butt juice freshly made! If you don't like eating ass don't worry we have plenty more on the menu! Try our new menu item Bulldog's vagina!
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« on: September 09, 2019, 02:39:27 AM »
Reviewer: Jack
Review: Awful! It's a shame he was able to do this for thirty years. R.I.P. to all fifty of his known victims.
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« on: September 09, 2019, 02:37:18 AM »
Reviewer: Homer
Review: This movie highlights the importance of a happy and positive household.
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« on: September 09, 2019, 02:33:18 AM »
Reviewer: Sam
Review: This was a very dark chapter in this town's history.
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« on: September 09, 2019, 02:30:17 AM »
Title: "The Burningham Slasher" (2017)
Rating: R
Genre: Documentary
Studio: Burningham Studios
Rating: 90%
Description: This film takes a deep look into what made Allen Strakowski aka "The Burningham Slasher" One of the most depraved killers in U.S. history.
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« on: August 25, 2019, 02:25:58 PM »
Rating: 5/5
Junior
Review: I love my English teacher’s sense of humor
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« on: August 25, 2019, 02:24:47 PM »
Rating: 1/5
Junior
Review: The school keeps getting smaller and smaller. At the beginning of the semester there were four-forty-seven students now, there’s only two-hundred-seventy-three. What happened to the others and why does no one seem to care?
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« on: August 25, 2019, 02:23:53 PM »
Rating:1/5
Senior
Review: I found something moving in my chicken noodle soup during lunch.
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« on: August 25, 2019, 02:23:09 PM »
Rating: 1/5
Senior
Review: Something has to be done about the football team. They’re always terrorizing their fellow students also, they’ve been seniors since I was a freshman. How come they haven’t graduated yet? The high school will allow students to stay until they’re twenty-one. They should be in an adult ed program and not still in highschool. They should be at least twenty-two, but they all look like they’re eighteen. Another weird thing I noticed is that they never leave when school ends, they just go to the locker room.
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« on: August 25, 2019, 02:21:41 PM »
Rating: 2/5
Junior
Review: I heard screaming for help coming from the locker room.
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« on: August 25, 2019, 02:05:54 PM »
Rating: 1/5
Junior
Review: There’s a creepy old guy that watches people in the bathroom. Despite the complaints nothing has been done…
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« on: August 25, 2019, 02:05:11 PM »
Rating: 3/5
Sophomore
Review: This school is alright, but the new English teacher is sort of odd.
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« on: August 25, 2019, 02:04:26 PM »
Rating: 4/5
Freshman
Review: This place has decent school lunch!
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