Rating: 3/5
Customer: David Harmon
Stayed in the Vampire's Castle room on my honeymoon a couple of weeks ago. There was an annoying draft during our whole stay, and while the WiFi was fine, the lack of light other than candles was a bit unsettling. The theming was pretty good though; the furniture perfectly matched the 14th century setting (possibly even real antiques), and the atmospheric candlelights definitely got wifey in the mood. Only problem is, ever since we came back, she's been off. There's two small pinpricks in her neck (I suspect some weird rural insect bit her), and she's been tired during the day and restless at night. She's also been avoiding the sun, which isn't a big change, considering she's a ginger, but it's getting to be ridiculous; she's even missing work. Still, I can't specifically link these events to the hotel, and we did have an excellent weekend, so I figured I'd leave a decent review. But, to all future travelers: Pack some bug spray. God knows what's out there.