Bubba Schitt's Family Slophouse

Business Name: Bubba Schitt's Family Shophouse

Owner/Proprietor: Bubba Ulysses Schitt Jr. the 3rd

Description: Come on down to Bubba Schitt's family slophouse! If you're hungry and lookin' for someplace to eat... if you're lookin' for anywhere to eat... just come on down and see your ol' pal Bubba Schitt. We got somethin' for the whole family. Dad? Look here, you can nibble on this loaf. Momma? Get yourself some'a this chili. Don't be shy, dig on in! Get yourself some'a that! The kids? Don't even ask me about them kids. The kids get lil' eeny-weeny cups o' somethin'. Bubba Schitt's family slophouse - where the prices are low, and so are the seats and tables.

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Rating: ★★★★★

Customer: Bubba Phuck

Review: I walked myself on into this friendly family eatin' establishment an' found the most respectful and courteous staff I've ever done seen. The service was great. The food was better. I got my fill'a all kinds 'o stuff. Even the gas smelled delicious later on.

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

Customer: Toby Rodgers

Review: Horrible! I found a eyeball in my soup.