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Title: Expandingland
Post by: Slimebeast on May 21, 2019, 04:35:34 AM
Business Name: Expandingland Semi-Finite Funpark

Owner/Proprietor: Xilas P. Mourningdove

Description: Welcome to Expandingland, the semi-finite funpark! Expandingland sprawls beyond your wildest dreams and grows to surpass your imagination! Water slides, wild rides, holiday towns, and hidden clowns are just a short car trip away! Located up the highway, past the rest stop, and just around the corner, Expandingland always has room for new families!

New this season! Find our huge hall of mirrors! Four football fields of confuse-o-tainment!
Title: Re: Expandingland
Post by: Logan96 on May 22, 2019, 07:24:23 PM
Rating: 1/5

Customer: Jack Stevens

Review: This place is very strange... I walked into the bathroom and found a clown sitting inside the toilet bowl eating feces. When I asked what he was doing he laughed and honked his horn.

Title: Re: Expandingland
Post by: Logan96 on May 22, 2019, 08:17:09 PM
Rating: 1/5

Customer: Jill Maher

Review: I took my husband, son, and daughter to Expandingland last weekend. It was fun at first until my fourteen girl old daugther told me a clown in the bathroom tried to put their hand down her pants.
Title: Re: Expandingland
Post by: Logan96 on May 23, 2019, 01:41:57 AM
Raring: 1/5

Customer: Connor Smith

Review: A clown kept following through the park he smelt like a porta potty.

Title: Re: Expandingland
Post by: HopelessNightOwl on May 24, 2019, 03:45:52 AM
Rating: ★★

Customer: John Doe

Review: For a place that claims to be always expanding, they sure don't seem to have been expanding their parking options.