Topic: Top 10 Horror Movies Reimagined As NoSleep Titles  (Read 6941 times)

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on: May 18, 2019, 02:23:01 AM
If there's one thing we find delicious, it's low-hanging fruit... and when it comes to short internet-based horror fiction, few hang lower than NoSleep titles. In the interest of earning some cheap laughs with the least possible amount of effort... here are the top 10 horror movies reimagined as NoSleep titles!

10.) I'm The Sheriff Of A Small Town, And I Suspect These Shark-Related Deaths Are Connected - (Jaws)

09.) I Don't Know Enough About Horror Movies. Please Help Me! - (Scream)

08.) We Burned A Pedophile Several Years Ago. He's Back. In Our Dreams. - (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

07.) We Burned A Pedophile Several Years Ago. He's Back. In Our Dreams. (Part 2) - (A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2)

06.) I Use To Love Celebrating Halloween. Now I Hate It Because Of All The Murders. - (Halloween)

05.) One Of The Girls At Summer Camp Is Killing Us All. (And She Has A Penis!) - (Sleepaway Camp)

04.) I Think I'm Pregnant. I'm A Man. - (Alien)

03.) If You See A Clown In The Sewer, DO NOT Take His Balloon! Trust Me. - (IT)

02.) Did Anyone Else Have A "Good Guy" Doll As A Kid? I Did, But I Think It Was Defective. - (Child's Play)

01.) I Threw A Special Needs Kid In A Lake, And Now I Wish I Hadn't. - (Friday the 13th)

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