Topic: Justin the Assassin  (Read 201 times)

HopelessNightOwl

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on: May 19, 2019, 05:37:48 AM
Title:Justin the Assassin (2019)
Rating: Unrated
Genre: Horror/Slasher
Studio: Icon Productions

Rating: 🍄 38% (Moldy)

Description: A high school student who just moved into town gets picked on by the popular kids. But when one of the bullies goes too far, he gets more than he bargained for.

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on: May 19, 2019, 06:11:11 AM
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Reviewer: Anonymous

Review: Only a smut factory like Icon Productions would produce something like this. This movie is clearly about Jeff the Killer, but since JTK is more or less public domain they had to change the character name.  It retreads the whole Jeff the Killer story point-for-point.  Protagonist moves into town, and a gang of four popular kids led by a kid named Cody beat him up for being a faggot. The cops and his parents blame him for it, at which point his brother Lucas decides to take the fall and goes to juvenile jail.

Their version of the birthday scene is a scene in which the class is on a fieldtrip to the zoo and Lucas and his friends decide to throw Justin into the gorilla exhibit. One of the gorillas rips Justin's face off. Justin is taken to the hospital quickly enough that they are able to sew the face back on, but it's baggy and deformed like an old person. Then he goes insane and starts calling himself beautiful and kills his parents. Then he kills Lucas and the other bullies.

The movie is exploitive and bloody.  There is nothing redeeming about it. And the fact that they teased a sequel with their version of Jane the Killer, don't even get me started.

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on: July 17, 2019, 12:50:04 AM
Reviewer : No1CorySFan
Review: Okay, so obviously a lot of people just didn't get this movie. Justin the Assassin was a totally smart, creepy movie about real stuff. Bullying is such a huge problem, and the stuff that happened in JTA could totally happen in real life. Plus it stars Cory Strauss from Dale's River, which is the best show on TV right now. As Justin, Cory is super hot and tortured, and just makes me want to give him a hug and make him a nice batch of cookies, or, with my cooking skills, a bowl of Instant Ramen  ;D. Cory shows so much range here! He even manages to be super-sexy with no face, which I imagine is something a lot of actors can't pull off. Honestly, I bet the only reason the reviews on here are bad is because they're all from old guys who are jealous because they were never as hot as Cory, not even back in the Stone Age, when they were young. Also, I hope they make the sequel, because Justin and Jennifer, the girl who choked that blonde bitch in Sephora at the end, would be so cute together, and they're already my OTP.