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m/NoStory / I Know Why Rick Moranis REALLY Quit Show Business. He Was Eaten By Slugs.
« on: March 02, 2019, 08:00:30 PM »
I know why Rick Moranis really quit show business; he was eaten by slugs.
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m/NoStory / I Know Why Rick Moranis REALLY Quit Show Business. He Was Eaten By Slugs.« on: March 02, 2019, 08:00:30 PM »
I know why Rick Moranis really quit show business; he was eaten by slugs.
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m/NoStory / My Slutty Dead Sister Keeps Borrowing My Favorite Dress And Ruining It« on: March 02, 2019, 07:58:17 PM »
My slutty dead sister keeps borrowing my favorite dress... and ruining it!
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Site Information (READ ME!) / How to write for the CRP Institute« on: February 27, 2019, 07:04:55 PM »
Da RULES:
1.) It doesn't have to be funny. Just be interesting. 2.) It's better if you don't go overboard. (Optional for comedic effect, generally kills the fun if it's overdrawn, super dramatic, and/or "epic".) 3.) Use this format for your subject: CRP-####, Name of Entry (Use 3 to 4 numbers. Use the comma!) 4.) Don't re-use a number. Check to make sure the one you want isn't taken, first. 5.) USE THIS DAMNED TEMPLETE: Code: [Select] [b][color=orange]Item Number:[/color][/b] CRP-#### For a simple shortcut, just copy this to redact stuff: █ Blanking out info in a variety of ways is encouraged but not required. It also gets annoying if used TOO much. Examples: ███████ [REDACTED] [EXPUNGED] [CENSORED] etc. Play it by ear, try to do what fits best. 34
Site Information (READ ME!) / How to write for m/NoStory« on: February 26, 2019, 11:52:09 PM »
Rule #1: The body of your post can ONLY include the exact text of the subject line. You may change the punctuation, spacing, etc.
Rule #2: The subject of your post should be a mini-story. IE: "I Went To Wal-Mart And Discovered The Secret To Low Prices: MURDER." Rule #3: Try to be funny, but try not to be stupid. XD 35
m/NoStory / My Parents Bought A Lawn Jockey, Every Night It Rides The Dog Through My Bedroom« on: February 26, 2019, 07:58:14 PM »
My parents bought a lawn jockey.
Every night, it rides the dog through my bedroom. |