I know why Rick Moranis really quit show business; he was eaten by slugs.

Da RULES:

1.) It doesn't have to be funny. Just be interesting.

2.) It's better if you don't go overboard. (Optional for comedic effect, generally kills the fun if it's overdrawn, super dramatic, and/or "epic".)

3.) Use this format for your subject:

CRP-####, Name of Entry

(Use 3 to 4 numbers. Use the comma!)

4.) Don't re-use a number. Check to make sure the one you want isn't taken, first.

5.) USE THIS DAMNED TEMPLETE:

[b][color=orange]Item Number:[/color][/b] CRP-####

[b][color=orange]Danger Level:[/color][/b] Whatever you damn hell ass want to write here.

[b][color=orange]Restraining Directives:[/color][/b] The methods by which this thing is contained and/or protected.

[b][color=orange]Description:[/color][/b] You know what to write here. The description. Duh.

[b][color=orange]Further Information:[/color][/b] (Optional if needed.)

For a simple shortcut, just copy this to redact stuff: █

Blanking out info in a variety of ways is encouraged but not required. It also gets annoying if used TOO much.

Examples:

███████
[REDACTED]
[EXPUNGED]
[CENSORED]
etc.

Play it by ear, try to do what fits best.

My parents bought a lawn jockey.

Every night, it rides the dog through my bedroom.