Expandingland
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Posted by Slimebeast on: May 21, 2019, 04:35:34 AM
Business Name: Expandingland Semi-Finite Funpark

Owner/Proprietor: Xilas P. Mourningdove

Description: Welcome to Expandingland, the semi-finite funpark! Expandingland sprawls beyond your wildest dreams and grows to surpass your imagination! Water slides, wild rides, holiday towns, and hidden clowns are just a short car trip away! Located up the highway, past the rest stop, and just around the corner, Expandingland always has room for new families!

New this season! Find our huge hall of mirrors! Four football fields of confuse-o-tainment!

« Last Edit: May 21, 2019, 08:24:46 PM by Slimebeast »



Posted by HopelessNightOwl on: May 24, 2019, 03:45:52 AM
Rating: ★★

Customer: John Doe

Review: For a place that claims to be always expanding, they sure don't seem to have been expanding their parking options.