Reviewer : No1CorySFan
Review: Okay, so obviously a lot of people just didn't get this movie.
Justin the Assassin was a totally smart, creepy movie about real stuff. Bullying is such a huge problem, and the stuff that happened in
JTA could totally happen in real life. Plus it stars Cory Strauss from
Dale's River, which is the best show on TV right now. As Justin, Cory is super hot and tortured, and just makes me want to give him a hug and make him a nice batch of cookies, or, with my cooking skills, a bowl of Instant Ramen

. Cory shows so much range here! He even manages to be super-sexy with no face, which I imagine is something a lot of actors can't pull off. Honestly, I bet the only reason the reviews on here are bad is because they're all from old guys who are jealous because they were never as hot as Cory, not even back in the Stone Age, when they were young. Also, I hope they make the sequel, because Justin and Jennifer, the girl who choked that blonde bitch in Sephora at the end, would be so cute together, and they're already my OTP.